raja lawak....memang ah lawak

First and second day of terror

Round 1

Mamats: ni hao ma?

Me: I don’t….nevermind

Mamat: how are chuu? You how many form?

*random attention seeker*: silent please -.-

mamat: what you name?my name shakir *i dont know which one said it*

Mamat: you how many boys know?

Me: *looks away getting frustrated*

Me: sakit mata tengok korang.

Round 2

Mamat: ko ni lawak aa. Asal tak masuk pertandingan Raja Lawak??

Me: tak nak aa.

Mamat: boleh jadi raja lawak seterusnya…..

........sorry i forgot the rest of the conversation.......

third day of terror

Round 1

Mamat: awak lagi….

Me: *so what, we’re gonna meet for 2 more weeks -.-*

Round 2:

me: holding pom-pom

mamat: apa benda ni? Hah apa ni?

Mamats: pom pom ohh…nak tengok boleh?

Me: tengoklah sampai puas!

Round 3

Mamat: wei, shakir, dah form 4 masih………*continues*

Me: *inmyhead* form4??! How _____ could they be??

Me: korang form 4?

Mamats: ya..ya..kamu berapa umur?

Me: omg, tuanya……..

Mamats: ko brapa umur?

Me: SERATUS

Mamats: weih biar betul…muka tak berkedut… *something liddat*

Me: taklah, sebenarnya, kita org form 5

Mamats: serious? Form 5?

Me: mmmm…tak percaya sudah! Kitaorg belajar science stream, right divya?

Mamats: tapi muka kamu macam form 1 je….

Me: god save me, wth

Round 4

Mamats: awak lagi

Me: awak lagi!

Mamats: kamu form berapa laa?

Me: tak nak cakap. Tak perlu tau

Me: ok lah ok lah, kitaorg form 2. Tapi sedihnya kitaorg lebih tinggi dari korang

Mamats: *give the terasa looks*

Me: ohh terasa ke?

Mamat: ye lah, terasa *while touching his chest* -.- waktu aku kecik, tak minum susu. Tulah pendek. Tapi lain kali kita lebih tinggi dari kamu.

Mamats: tinggal kat mana wei?

Me: tak perlu tau

Mamats: cakap je laa

Me: hutan!

Mamats: fuyooo, zaman apa lagi nihhh? Zaman paleolitik ke?

Me: taklah, zaman mesolitik. -.-

Round 5

Me: masih terasa ke?

Mamats: ye….*sobs*

Me: sorry la ya…….*in my heart: biasalah raja lawak -.-*

Mamats: hmm…hmm…..

Mamat: so, what your name?

Me: kerbau

Mamats: fuyooo, kerbau. Mooooo -.-

Me: taklah, hantu.

Mamats: weih budak ni hensem tak? *points at a guy*

Me: *silent* -aint know what to say-

Round 6

Mamats: *another random* silent please

*IMAN got shot dead by those mamats. She wore her name tagged tudung* everyone stared at her..

.....i think there are more...i guess i forgot -.-.............

i will continue my updates tomoro!

have a funny time reading! byebye